The Correct Answer Is C

Dick Cheney threatens that if he and W are not re-elected the U.S. risks another devastating terrorist attack. Hmm. Does this mean:

(a) Bush/Cheney have some control over the terrorists allowing them to determine when/if they will attack? Which would make it pretty easy for them to pull Osama out of the hat at the most politically propitious moment. (My money in the "when will they conveniently produce Osama?" pool is on October 30.)

(b) If Bush/Cheney lose their day jobs, they will become the mothers of all disgruntled ex-exployees? Forget showing up at the post office with an AK-47; if the entire U.S. is your former employer, you have to think bigger.

(c) The U.S. election is already being disrupted by terror (as previously threatened by the current administration), i.e., Bush/Cheney are trying to use terror to influence the outcome?

Inquiring minds want to know.