The Bite Heard 'Round the World
Somebody in California found a finger in a serving of Wendy's chili. Okay, let's say it all together: EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
Now let's say it in French: EEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUX!!!! Because this story is important enough to have found its way into the French news, too.
Love the AP's title for the e-file: Finger-food. The French aren't nearly as imaginative. Both stories report that the finger was well cooked.
Yup, this is America's important contribution to the rest of the world: body parts in fast food. Well, they already think we're warmongers and baby-killers, so I guess this isn't so surprising.
But I still won't eat tripe.
Update: The woman who allegedly found the finger has been arrested and charged with attempted larceny for perpetrating this hoax. Enjoy your chili. Or chicken fingers.
Now let's say it in French: EEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUX!!!! Because this story is important enough to have found its way into the French news, too.
Love the AP's title for the e-file: Finger-food. The French aren't nearly as imaginative. Both stories report that the finger was well cooked.
Yup, this is America's important contribution to the rest of the world: body parts in fast food. Well, they already think we're warmongers and baby-killers, so I guess this isn't so surprising.
But I still won't eat tripe.
Update: The woman who allegedly found the finger has been arrested and charged with attempted larceny for perpetrating this hoax. Enjoy your chili. Or chicken fingers.
posted by Maines at 8:22 PM
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