The Smoothest Ass You've Never Seen, and Other Miscellany
Our victorious candidate for the Bod Squad had a butt facial on his first outing. And here's me feeling decadent about regular manicures.
Okay, why are people surprised by Fox News making up Kerry quotes? This is the same media empire whose New York Post in January 2003 replaced the heads of the French and German UN ambassadors with weasel heads on their cover. (Sorry, it's not online. But if you saw it, you could hardly forget it.) Or did everyone really think that's what the ambassadors looked like?
Watching the vice presidential debate: I want moderator Gwen Ifill for vice president. She's more on the ball than either Cheney or Edwards.
Col. David H. Hackworth (USA Ret.) argues that there will so be a draft. And that it won't just be your sons; your daughters are going, too. (And that leaves me with such mixed feelings: I am proud to see women serving, showing that their mettle is every bit as strong as that of their male colleagues. I want to say hooray for the military recognizing their contributions, and the equality of women. But I hate war, I hate the idea of the draft, under any circumstances.)
On a cheerier note, this makes me laugh. Probably because I don't have a bad, bad name.
Okay, why are people surprised by Fox News making up Kerry quotes? This is the same media empire whose New York Post in January 2003 replaced the heads of the French and German UN ambassadors with weasel heads on their cover. (Sorry, it's not online. But if you saw it, you could hardly forget it.) Or did everyone really think that's what the ambassadors looked like?
Watching the vice presidential debate: I want moderator Gwen Ifill for vice president. She's more on the ball than either Cheney or Edwards.
Col. David H. Hackworth (USA Ret.) argues that there will so be a draft. And that it won't just be your sons; your daughters are going, too. (And that leaves me with such mixed feelings: I am proud to see women serving, showing that their mettle is every bit as strong as that of their male colleagues. I want to say hooray for the military recognizing their contributions, and the equality of women. But I hate war, I hate the idea of the draft, under any circumstances.)
On a cheerier note, this makes me laugh. Probably because I don't have a bad, bad name.
posted by Maines at 10:00 PM
1 Comments:
"Moderator Gwen Ifill for vice president" -- excellent idea.
The baby names pages get funnier as you go along. There's also a link that made me snarf my cashews but didn't *quite* motivate me to check a geographical dictionary to see if there is in fact a town in Newfoundland called Dildo.
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